Commitment Pillows

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"Marry you?�Don't be so deeply unfashionable."

"I'm not sure I've explored all of my marriage options!"

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

"That's Ms Pitt. She's been entrenched on high alert at the front desk for 42 years."

'A dog is for life, not just for Christmas.'

'Wow, she's still here! That's what I like about Sally, she has a great work ethic!'

The second time around they cut you a little more slack.

The Female Brain and The Other One

"I like your slavish attention to detail."

'I've stood by you through thick and thin.'

Unconditional Loveseat

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"He's here early and he stays late. I don't know if he's dedicated or just homeless."

'...To have and to hold, in sickness and in health, in rain and in snow, in hail and in gloom of night....'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

"Make up your mind - will you or won't you?"

"And to think, when we met online people said it would never last."

"They said marriage licenses are in room 11."

"You all said it wouldn't last! So, who looks stupid now?"

"Renew our vows! What. . . all of them?!"

"Can't you just hold me – without holding me accountable?"

"I was thinking we could settle down. And when the time comes, two to seven days in the spring. When your only actually fertile for twenty fourt to thirty six hours, we could try and start a family."

"How's your dry January going?"

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"That was a long shift!"

"I'm not ready for marriage, Allison. I don't have a clear exit strategy."

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

"No, I'm not married. But that's beside the point. Now, quit changing the subject and answer the question."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"Good grief, Rupert, I didn't think you were that serious about leaving me!"