Commitment On The Course Pillows

'So did she mind you coming out today or not?'

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

Unconditional Loveseat

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

The Female Brain and The Other One

'No, but thanks for asking.'

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

A Reasonable Time for Concern

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

'We're looking for a minister who recognizes that relationships have a built in obsolesces.'

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

First Marriage

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"