Commitment Decision Pillows

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

Unconditional Loveseat

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'No, but thanks for asking.'

A Reasonable Time for Concern

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

Frank and Ernie's Relationship Advice. It's not enough to just accept that relationships are two-way streets ... You must also avoid taking side trips down alleys!

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

"'...Love, honor, cherish til death do us part'? Wait..."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

"That's Ms Pitt. She's been entrenched on high alert at the front desk for 42 years."

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

"Monogamy? In this economy?"

"Make up your mind - will you or won't you?"