Commitment Decision Prints

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

Lesbian civil partnership.

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

Unconditional Loveseat

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

The Female Brain and The Other One

'No, but thanks for asking.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

A Reasonable Time for Concern

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

"'...Love, honor, cherish til death do us part'? Wait..."

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"That's Ms Pitt. She's been entrenched on high alert at the front desk for 42 years."

"Monogamy? In this economy?"

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

"Make up your mind - will you or won't you?"