Commitment Discussions Pillows

Teach her the Meaning of D.I.Y.

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

Unconditional Loveseat

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

The Female Brain and The Other One

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'No, but thanks for asking.'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

A Reasonable Time for Concern

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

"'...Love, honor, cherish til death do us part'? Wait..."

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"That's Ms Pitt. She's been entrenched on high alert at the front desk for 42 years."

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

"I don't feel ready to commit to a cacoon, either, but do you ever worry we'll wake up one day and be forty and still caterpillars?"

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"