Commitment Contemplation Pillows

"I don't feel ready to commit to a cacoon, either, but do you ever worry we'll wake up one day and be forty and still caterpillars?"

"Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much, and I have to close my eyes and hide...in a sports bar with Andrew and Phil."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"The overthinker"

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Zenemies.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

Rodin's Thinker.

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Unconditional Loveseat

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

The Female Brain and The Other One

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

Frank and Ernie's Relationship Advice. It's not enough to just accept that relationships are two-way streets ... You must also avoid taking side trips down alleys!

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"