Commitment Discussions Gifts

Teach her the Meaning of D.I.Y.

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

Unconditional Loveseat

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

The Female Brain and The Other One

'No, but thanks for asking.'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

A Reasonable Time for Concern

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

Frank and Ernie's Relationship Advice. It's not enough to just accept that relationships are two-way streets ... You must also avoid taking side trips down alleys!

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

"'...Love, honor, cherish til death do us part'? Wait..."

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"That's Ms Pitt. She's been entrenched on high alert at the front desk for 42 years."

"Make up your mind - will you or won't you?"

"I don't feel ready to commit to a cacoon, either, but do you ever worry we'll wake up one day and be forty and still caterpillars?"

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'