Commitment Challenges Gifts

'What do you mean, you're having second thoughts...?'

Speed Dating: Hurry up, you old git!

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

Unconditional Loveseat

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

Frank and Ernie's Relationship Advice. It's not enough to just accept that relationships are two-way streets ... You must also avoid taking side trips down alleys!

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"No, I don't think our marriage would benefit from a mission statement."

"That's Ms Pitt. She's been entrenched on high alert at the front desk for 42 years."

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

"Make up your mind - will you or won't you?"

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'