Overcoming Commitment Issues Gifts

'I just don't think he's ready to have a family. He can't even look at eggs in the supermarket without having a panic attack.'

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Relationship Warning Lights

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'No, but thanks for asking,'

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Man playing with echos: 'Hellooooo...How are you....I love you...' 'I'm not ready for that kind of committment!'

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

"No, I don't think our marriage would benefit from a mission statement."

'I do - allowing for a 50 margin of error...'

"And you're telling me this because?"

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

Dating Death

'What do you mean, you're having second thoughts...?'

'It's not the age difference, Larry - it's the wage difference.'

'I don't know, Randy - Marriage is so INTRUSIVE.'

"You will awake feeling refreshed...."

'He heard the question, Reverend. He's sleeping on it.'

'And promise to love each other through constant drama, bad judgment, poor choices and self-delusion?'

'Are you sure you want to save your marriage?'

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'