Navigating Commitment Issues Gifts

'It's full of all sorts of complex exclusions and 'get out' clauses.'

Relationship Warning Lights

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

"'...Love, honor, cherish til death do us part'? Wait..."

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

"You will awake feeling refreshed...."

'What do you mean, you're having second thoughts...?'

"I do enjoy seeing you, Roger, but I'm not sure if you're binge-worthy."

'He heard the question, Reverend. He's sleeping on it.'

Woman dragging reluctant partner into Tunnel of Commitment.

'It's not the age difference, Larry - it's the wage difference.'

"I need a man who will commit."

'Always the usher, never the bride.'

Teach her the Meaning of D.I.Y.

'I'm just looking for a committed relationship. I'm sick of all the games.'

"And where exactly is Timbuktu?"

Things one would rather have left unsaid - 'I will!'

"I did say I wanted to get married, but that was a false positive."

Calendar; 'Point of no return.'

'Don't you think having a relationship might put a stain on our relationship?'

"Do you have anything that declares my undying love, but with a six month get out clause if it doesn't work out!"

'I've been married six times, did you know? . . . Oh yes, but how many husbands I've had, I'm not sure!'

'I can't say yes or no right now, Steve, but Vince's option runs out next month.'

Speed Dating: Hurry up, you old git!

'Hank,I know you promised to go fishing with me today but you should have stayed in bed.'

"I hope my next husband looks better in a tux than you do."

'Do you have something that says possessive but afraid of commitment?'

'I just don't think he's ready to have a family. He can't even look at eggs in the supermarket without having a panic attack.'

Of course he loves me...he wants me to be the grandmother of his children.

"It's a swell offer, Brad, and you're a great guy, but I've just got out of a bad limited partnership, and I'm not ready for that kind of commitment yet."

'But, by not getting married, we've eliminated any chance of divorce.'

'I like you, Abigail, but I'm feeling too much pressure in this relationship!'