Commitment Conundrum Navigator Gifts

'He heard the question, Reverend. He's sleeping on it.'

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

'How worse? Give me the worst-case scenario.'

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

Marriage counselor, living together counselor or a just screwing around counselor.

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

"I do enjoy seeing you, Roger, but I'm not sure if you're binge-worthy."

'What do you mean, you're having second thoughts...?'

"We'll just skip over the part that says 'until death do you part' "

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

'He's a high stakes player - I mean he married her.'

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

'It's a big step getting married. I need time to think about it - What did you say your name was?'

"Perhaps if I phrased the question differently."

Speed Dating: Hurry up, you old git!

'Is there a situation in which you would risk your life for an abstract goal?'

"Whoa! That's a little clingy."

"No, I'm not married. But that's beside the point. Now, quit changing the subject and answer the question."

"Okay. Just for the sake of this argument, let's say I do."

"Norman, the proper response is 'I do'...not 'If I have to'!"

"I do if she does."

"It looks like our relationship is entering a new phase."

"It's from my parents. An invitation to our wedding."

'It's full of all sorts of complex exclusions and 'get out' clauses.'

'I just don't think he's ready to have a family. He can't even look at eggs in the supermarket without having a panic attack.'

"I really like you, Grizzo, but I'm not ready to hibernate."

"These oaths aren't binding all weekend are they?"

"Commitment? I think I'm going to let that idea marinate awhile."

'I like you, Abigail, but I'm feeling too much pressure in this relationship!'