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'He heard the question, Reverend. He's sleeping on it.'

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

'How worse? Give me the worst-case scenario.'

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

Marriage counselor, living together counselor or a just screwing around counselor.

'What do you mean, you're having second thoughts...?'

"We'll just skip over the part that says 'until death do you part' "

"I do enjoy seeing you, Roger, but I'm not sure if you're binge-worthy."

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

'He's a high stakes player - I mean he married her.'

'It's a big step getting married. I need time to think about it - What did you say your name was?'

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

"Perhaps if I phrased the question differently."

'Is there a situation in which you would risk your life for an abstract goal?'

"Whoa! That's a little clingy."

Speed Dating: Hurry up, you old git!

"Okay. Just for the sake of this argument, let's say I do."

"Norman, the proper response is 'I do'...not 'If I have to'!"

"No, I'm not married. But that's beside the point. Now, quit changing the subject and answer the question."

"I do if she does."

'It's full of all sorts of complex exclusions and 'get out' clauses.'

"It's from my parents. An invitation to our wedding."

"It looks like our relationship is entering a new phase."

"Commitment? I think I'm going to let that idea marinate awhile."

"I hope my next husband looks better in a tux than you do."

"These oaths aren't binding all weekend are they?"

'I just don't think he's ready to have a family. He can't even look at eggs in the supermarket without having a panic attack.'

"I really like you, Grizzo, but I'm not ready to hibernate."