Commitment Curious T-Shirts

"I'm not sure I've explored all of my marriage options!"

'It's a big step getting married. I need time to think about it - What did you say your name was?'

"No, really, Smiley...where will you and me be in 10 years?"

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

The Female Brain and The Other One

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'No, but thanks for asking.'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

A Reasonable Time for Concern

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

"I have been happily married... three times!"

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

'How worse? Give me the worst-case scenario.'

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

"'...Love, honor, cherish til death do us part'? Wait..."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"You said it—everybody heard you."

First Marriage

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

The Uber Wedding Planner: 'Ok, we're almost there...we just need a clarification on the whether the 'till death do us part' clause is meant literally or figuratively.'

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

"Talk long-term commitment to me."