Commitment Ponderer T-Shirts

Wear your thoughts on your sleeve—our t-shirts are designed for the commitment ponderer who enjoys expressing their reflective side with subtle humor and thoughtful designs.

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'How worse? Give me the worst-case scenario.'

'How worse? Give me the worst-case scenario.' mockup

'How worse? Give me the worst-case scenario.'

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"No, I'm not married. But that's beside the point. Now, quit changing the subject and answer the question."

"No, I'm not married. But that's beside the point. Now, quit changing the subject and answer the question." mockup

"No, I'm not married. But that's beside the point. Now, quit changing the subject and answer the question."

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"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

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"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution. mockup

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

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'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.' mockup

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

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"What's this for poorer stuff?"

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"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out." mockup

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

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The Female Brain and The Other One mockup

The Female Brain and The Other One

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'No, but thanks for asking.'

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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating." mockup

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

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"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy." mockup

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

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"Phil, honey, do you ever think about taking our relationship to the next level?"

"Phil, honey, do you ever think about taking our relationship to the next level?" mockup

"Phil, honey, do you ever think about taking our relationship to the next level?"

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"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."

"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause." mockup

"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."

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A Reasonable Time for Concern

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"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship." mockup

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

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"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator." mockup

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

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"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable." mockup

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

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"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'." mockup

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

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Marriage counselor, living together counselor or a just screwing around counselor.

Marriage counselor, living together counselor or a just screwing around counselor. mockup

Marriage counselor, living together counselor or a just screwing around counselor.

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"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?" mockup

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

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'My dad is pushing me to become an alpha male, but frankly, I'd rather be a poet...'

'My dad is pushing me to become an alpha male, but frankly, I'd rather be a poet...' mockup

'My dad is pushing me to become an alpha male, but frankly, I'd rather be a poet...'

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Bumper Limos

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'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.' mockup

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

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"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais." mockup

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

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"Monogamy? In this economy?"

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"I need a man who will commit."

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"I do enjoy seeing you, Roger, but I'm not sure if you're binge-worthy."

"I do enjoy seeing you, Roger, but I'm not sure if you're binge-worthy." mockup

"I do enjoy seeing you, Roger, but I'm not sure if you're binge-worthy."

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"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike" mockup

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

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Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes. mockup

Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

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Woman dragging reluctant partner into Tunnel of Commitment.

Woman dragging reluctant partner into Tunnel of Commitment. mockup

Woman dragging reluctant partner into Tunnel of Commitment.

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"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'." mockup

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

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'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?' mockup

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

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Hunter haunted by Bunnies.

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'And do you vow to give her all of your login passwords until death do you part?'

'And do you vow to give her all of your login passwords until death do you part?' mockup

'And do you vow to give her all of your login passwords until death do you part?'

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"I forget - are we a species that mates for life?"

"I forget - are we a species that mates for life?" mockup

"I forget - are we a species that mates for life?"

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Commitment Ponderer T-Shirts Collection

Commitment Ponderer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that speak to the commitment ponderer’s love for reflection—perfect for their morning coffee ritual.

Commitment Ponderer Pillows

Add personality to their space with pillows that nod to their love for deep thoughts and commitments—comfortable and witty.

Commitment Ponderer Prints

Decorate their favorite space with prints that celebrate reflection, declaration, and a touch of wit—perfect for the commitment ponderer’s thoughtful decor.