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'How worse? Give me the worst-case scenario.'

"No, I'm not married. But that's beside the point. Now, quit changing the subject and answer the question."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'No, but thanks for asking.'

"Phil, honey, do you ever think about taking our relationship to the next level?"

"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."

A Reasonable Time for Concern

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

'My dad is pushing me to become an alpha male, but frankly, I'd rather be a poet...'

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

Marriage counselor, living together counselor or a just screwing around counselor.

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

Bumper Limos

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

"I need a man who will commit."

Woman dragging reluctant partner into Tunnel of Commitment.

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

"Monogamy? In this economy?"

"I do enjoy seeing you, Roger, but I'm not sure if you're binge-worthy."

'I need a commitment. I don't want to just hang out with you.'

Hunter haunted by Bunnies.

'I'm just looking for a committed relationship. I'm sick of all the games.'