Commitment Ponderer Mugs

'How worse? Give me the worst-case scenario.'

"No, I'm not married. But that's beside the point. Now, quit changing the subject and answer the question."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

The Female Brain and The Other One

'No, but thanks for asking.'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Phil, honey, do you ever think about taking our relationship to the next level?"

"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."

A Reasonable Time for Concern

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

Marriage counselor, living together counselor or a just screwing around counselor.

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

'My dad is pushing me to become an alpha male, but frankly, I'd rather be a poet...'

Bumper Limos

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

"Monogamy? In this economy?"

"I need a man who will commit."

"I do enjoy seeing you, Roger, but I'm not sure if you're binge-worthy."

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

Woman dragging reluctant partner into Tunnel of Commitment.

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

Hunter haunted by Bunnies.

'And do you vow to give her all of your login passwords until death do you part?'

"I forget - are we a species that mates for life?"