Commitment Contemplator Mugs

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'Fifty per cent of all marriages fail, Nicole...before you get too serious you have to ask yourself...is this the man I want my children to spend weekends with?'

'I was driving to my wedding when my GPS recalculated and so did I.'

'You're sweet, Rodney -- I'll put you on my short list.'

'I know we're in love, but there should be an easier way out of it than marriage.'

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

This girl says she wants to have her children young...well, that doesn't scare me off. After all, who wants old children?

'I have a problem. I met them at different singles vacations and I can't decide whom I like best!'

Why so sad? All my friends are divorced and I'm not even married!

Echoes - 'Hellooooo'.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Only a few more questions to determine our suitability to marry...'

"How much worse?"

Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

"I forget - are we a species that mates for life?"

"Ya know, with football, hockey and basketball seasons over, maybe it’s time to set the date."

"I don't want a divorce, but I would like a gap year."

"He hasn't given me a drawer yet, but I do have a designated outlet for my charger."

Relationship Warning Lights

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

'How worse? Give me the worst-case scenario.'

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

"You will awake feeling refreshed...."

"I don't feel ready to commit to a cacoon, either, but do you ever worry we'll wake up one day and be forty and still caterpillars?"

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

'Do you realize it takes over 2000 laws to enforce the ten commandments?'

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

"Sure, I love you, but I can't stand to be hurt again."

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

"I like to keep my option open."