Commitment Explorers Mugs

"It's from my parents. An invitation to our wedding."

"It looks like our relationship is entering a new phase."

"Commitment? I think I'm going to let that idea marinate awhile."

"I accept... but do not accede naming rights."

"Norman, the proper response is 'I do'...not 'If I have to'!"

'You're not having second thoughts, are you?'

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Phil, honey, do you ever think about taking our relationship to the next level?"

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"I have been happily married... three times!"

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

'How worse? Give me the worst-case scenario.'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

What fear of commitment? Frank (heart) Lisa. W.T. Loves J.S. George + Gracie. O.H. Loves S.L. Lucy (heart) Ricky.

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

Marriage counselor, living together counselor or a just screwing around counselor.

"You said it—everybody heard you."

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

First Marriage

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"