Commitment Explorers Pillows

"It's from my parents. An invitation to our wedding."

"It looks like our relationship is entering a new phase."

"Commitment? I think I'm going to let that idea marinate awhile."

"I accept... but do not accede naming rights."

"Norman, the proper response is 'I do'...not 'If I have to'!"

'You're not having second thoughts, are you?'

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Phil, honey, do you ever think about taking our relationship to the next level?"

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

'How worse? Give me the worst-case scenario.'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

First Marriage

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"You said it—everybody heard you."

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

Marriage counselor, living together counselor or a just screwing around counselor.

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

Woman dragging reluctant partner into Tunnel of Commitment.