Commitment Conundrum Explorer Pillows

"Am I gay?"

None of my boyfriends are willing to commit

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

'How worse? Give me the worst-case scenario.'

'He heard the question, Reverend. He's sleeping on it.'

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

"We'll just skip over the part that says 'until death do you part' "

"I do enjoy seeing you, Roger, but I'm not sure if you're binge-worthy."

'What do you mean, you're having second thoughts...?'

'It's not the age difference, Larry - it's the wage difference.'

'It's a big step getting married. I need time to think about it - What did you say your name was?'

'He's a high stakes player - I mean he married her.'

Calendar; 'Point of no return.'

"Perhaps if I phrased the question differently."

Speed Dating: Hurry up, you old git!

"No, I'm not married. But that's beside the point. Now, quit changing the subject and answer the question."

"Okay. Just for the sake of this argument, let's say I do."

"Norman, the proper response is 'I do'...not 'If I have to'!"

'Is there a situation in which you would risk your life for an abstract goal?'

"Whoa! That's a little clingy."

"I do if she does."

'It's full of all sorts of complex exclusions and 'get out' clauses.'

"It looks like our relationship is entering a new phase."

"It's from my parents. An invitation to our wedding."

"These oaths aren't binding all weekend are they?"

"I really like you, Grizzo, but I'm not ready to hibernate."

"I hope my next husband looks better in a tux than you do."

"Commitment? I think I'm going to let that idea marinate awhile."

'I like you, Abigail, but I'm feeling too much pressure in this relationship!'