Commitment-phobe Explorer Pillows

'We've been through a lot in this relationship, and I feel I've matured enough to get past my fear of commitment. So, I'd like to take it to the next level - will you have a second date with me?'

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'No, but thanks for asking,'

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"Yes ... no!"

Hello, Susie, it's R

'Don't try to sweet talk me, Eddie! You had your chance yesterday! We are through!'

Man playing with echos: 'Hellooooo...How are you....I love you...' 'I'm not ready for that kind of committment!'

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

'I do - allowing for a 50 margin of error...'

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

'I don't know, Randy - Marriage is so INTRUSIVE.'

Dating Death

"Bernie has fear of commitment - He thinks the American Psychiatric Association is out to get him."

"I'm sorry son, was that, 'I do', or 'please kill me'?"

'I'm beginning to have second thoughts. I understand that cute wedding photographer is single.'

"And you're telling me this because?"

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

'On second thought, maybe we should see other people.'

"Would it have killed you to shave first?"

"Or you could just give me half your stuff now and save us all the trouble."

"Let's skip marriage and just go on the honeymoon in Vegas!"

'Are you sure you want to save your marriage?'

'And do you Emily, take George as your lawful partner until death, or the cute guy in accounts, do you part!'