Commitment-phobe Explorer T-Shirts

'We've been through a lot in this relationship, and I feel I've matured enough to get past my fear of commitment. So, I'd like to take it to the next level - will you have a second date with me?'

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'No, but thanks for asking,'

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

"Yes ... no!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

Man playing with echos: 'Hellooooo...How are you....I love you...' 'I'm not ready for that kind of committment!'

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

'I do - allowing for a 50 margin of error...'

"Bernie has fear of commitment - He thinks the American Psychiatric Association is out to get him."

'I'm beginning to have second thoughts. I understand that cute wedding photographer is single.'

'I don't know, Randy - Marriage is so INTRUSIVE.'

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

"And you're telling me this because?"

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

Dating Death

'On second thought, maybe we should see other people.'

'What d'you mean - you've changed your minds?'

'And do you Emily, take George as your lawful partner until death, or the cute guy in accounts, do you part!'

"Let's skip marriage and just go on the honeymoon in Vegas!"

'Are you sure you want to save your marriage?'

"Or you could just give me half your stuff now and save us all the trouble."

"Would it have killed you to shave first?"

'I'm just concerned that if we embrace change this one time, change might get the wrong idea and mistake it for some kind of long-term commitment!'