Commitment Navigator Mugs

"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

'I've reached that awkward stage in my life...between 'Do you take this man' and 'Till death do you part.''

Marriage counselor, living together counselor or a just screwing around counselor.

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

Between Offices

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

The Female Brain and The Other One

'No, but thanks for asking.'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

'I never wanted the best years of your life Clayton - just a few good days would do.'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

A Reasonable Time for Concern

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

'How worse? Give me the worst-case scenario.'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Doubt or Certainy

"I owe my success to always being the lesser of two evils."

"Where would you say you are on the confidence/cockiness spectrum?"

'I received matching offers.'

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

"I see myself rising through the ranks of the organization until midlife, when I will most likely hit a wall and go screaming through the door."

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

"I've seen a number of meteoric career flameouts in my time, but Phil's was sure in a class by itself!"

"Monogamy? In this economy?"