Commitment Navigator Mugs

"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

'I've reached that awkward stage in my life...between 'Do you take this man' and 'Till death do you part.''

Marriage counselor, living together counselor or a just screwing around counselor.

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Between Offices

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

The Female Brain and The Other One

'No, but thanks for asking.'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

'I never wanted the best years of your life Clayton - just a few good days would do.'

A Reasonable Time for Concern

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

'How worse? Give me the worst-case scenario.'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Doubt or Certainy

"I owe my success to always being the lesser of two evils."

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

"Where would you say you are on the confidence/cockiness spectrum?"

'I received matching offers.'

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

"I see myself rising through the ranks of the organization until midlife, when I will most likely hit a wall and go screaming through the door."

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

"I've seen a number of meteoric career flameouts in my time, but Phil's was sure in a class by itself!"

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