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"I should've done this years ago. All the good ones got taken."

"He says we'll get married as soon as everything bounces back."

'Do you promise to love,honor and cherish -- until one of you decides to become a 'free agent'?'

Relationship Warning Lights

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

'How worse? Give me the worst-case scenario.'

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

"I need a man who will commit."

Woman dragging reluctant partner into Tunnel of Commitment.

"You will awake feeling refreshed...."

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

"I don't feel ready to commit to a cacoon, either, but do you ever worry we'll wake up one day and be forty and still caterpillars?"

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

'Do you realize it takes over 2000 laws to enforce the ten commandments?'

"Sure, I love you, but I can't stand to be hurt again."

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

"And where exactly is Timbuktu?"

'It's a big step getting married. I need time to think about it - What did you say your name was?'

"Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much, and I have to close my eyes and hide...in a sports bar with Andrew and Phil."

"I like to keep my option open."

"I did say I wanted to get married, but that was a false positive."

"Go forth and multiply under the constraint of sustainability within Nature's framework? What the heck is THAT supposed to mean?"

"I forget - are we a species that mates for life?"

"Perhaps if I phrased the question differently."

'Don't you think having a relationship might put a stain on our relationship?'

"Norman, the proper response is 'I do'...not 'If I have to'!"

'How about bearing false witness for you neighbor?'

"Okay. Just for the sake of this argument, let's say I do."

Echoes - 'Hellooooo'.