Commitment Contemplators Prints

"I should've done this years ago. All the good ones got taken."

"He says we'll get married as soon as everything bounces back."

'Do you promise to love,honor and cherish -- until one of you decides to become a 'free agent'?'

Relationship Warning Lights

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

'How worse? Give me the worst-case scenario.'

"I don't feel ready to commit to a cacoon, either, but do you ever worry we'll wake up one day and be forty and still caterpillars?"

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

"I need a man who will commit."

"You will awake feeling refreshed...."

Woman dragging reluctant partner into Tunnel of Commitment.

Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

'Do you realize it takes over 2000 laws to enforce the ten commandments?'

"Sure, I love you, but I can't stand to be hurt again."

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

"Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much, and I have to close my eyes and hide...in a sports bar with Andrew and Phil."

"And where exactly is Timbuktu?"

"I like to keep my option open."

'It's a big step getting married. I need time to think about it - What did you say your name was?'

"I did say I wanted to get married, but that was a false positive."

"I forget - are we a species that mates for life?"

"Go forth and multiply under the constraint of sustainability within Nature's framework? What the heck is THAT supposed to mean?"

"Perhaps if I phrased the question differently."

'Don't you think having a relationship might put a stain on our relationship?'

"Okay. Just for the sake of this argument, let's say I do."

"Whoa! That's a little clingy."

Echoes - 'Hellooooo'.

"I don't want a divorce, but I would like a gap year."