Commitment Contemplateer Prints

"I really like you, Grizzo, but I'm not ready to hibernate."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

The Female Brain and The Other One

'No, but thanks for asking.'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."

A Reasonable Time for Concern

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

'How worse? Give me the worst-case scenario.'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

Marriage counselor, living together counselor or a just screwing around counselor.

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

'It's not the age difference, Larry - it's the wage difference.'

Woman dragging reluctant partner into Tunnel of Commitment.

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

"I don't feel ready to commit to a cacoon, either, but do you ever worry we'll wake up one day and be forty and still caterpillars?"

Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

"Monogamy? In this economy?"

"I need a man who will commit."

"We'll just skip over the part that says 'until death do you part' "

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

"I do enjoy seeing you, Roger, but I'm not sure if you're binge-worthy."

"Sure, I love you, but I can't stand to be hurt again."

"I forget - are we a species that mates for life?"