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'Do you realize it takes over 2000 laws to enforce the ten commandments?'

'You realize, it may take us awhile to INTERNALIZE these....'

'How about bearing false witness for you neighbor?'

"Go forth and multiply under the constraint of sustainability within Nature's framework? What the heck is THAT supposed to mean?"

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

Professional woman in pub

"Shall we put it in play?"

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

'Does it come on Disc?'

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

"No, it's not a to-do lost."

Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

"I forget - are we a species that mates for life?"

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

Apocalipsis

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

"I should've done this years ago. All the good ones got taken."