Commandment Contemplator Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with the reflective mind? Our collection for the commandment contemplator features witty and meaningful items perfect for introspective souls. Whether they enjoy philosophical musings or pondering moral questions, these thoughtfully designed products blend humor with insight, making them a delightful gift for anyone who loves deep thinking. Explore our selection of mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that speak to the contemplative spirit.

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'Do you realize it takes over 2000 laws to enforce the ten commandments?'

'Do you realize it takes over 2000 laws to enforce the ten commandments?' mockup

'Do you realize it takes over 2000 laws to enforce the ten commandments?'

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'You realize, it may take us awhile to INTERNALIZE these....'

'You realize, it may take us awhile to INTERNALIZE these....' mockup

'You realize, it may take us awhile to INTERNALIZE these....'

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'How about bearing false witness for you neighbor?'

'How about bearing false witness for you neighbor?' mockup

'How about bearing false witness for you neighbor?'

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"Go forth and multiply under the constraint of sustainability within Nature's framework? What the heck is THAT supposed to mean?"

"Go forth and multiply under the constraint of sustainability within Nature's framework? What the heck is THAT supposed to mean?" mockup

"Go forth and multiply under the constraint of sustainability within Nature's framework? What the heck is THAT supposed to mean?"

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"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone." mockup

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

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"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution. mockup

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

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'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.' mockup

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

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'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!' mockup

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

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'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.' mockup

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

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'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?' mockup

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

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'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....' mockup

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

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'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

'These sure rule out a lot of options....' mockup

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

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''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.' mockup

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

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Professional woman in pub

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"Shall we put it in play?"

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Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation. mockup

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

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"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake." mockup

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

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"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!" mockup

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

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'Does it come on Disc?'

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'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.' mockup

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

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'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?' mockup

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

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"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'." mockup

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

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"No, it's not a to-do lost."

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Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes. mockup

Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

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'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.' mockup

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

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'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.' mockup

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

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'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!' mockup

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

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'Just think of me as your life coach.' mockup

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

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"I forget - are we a species that mates for life?"

"I forget - are we a species that mates for life?" mockup

"I forget - are we a species that mates for life?"

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Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.' mockup

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

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Apocalipsis

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'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

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"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise." mockup

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

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"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control." mockup

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

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"I should've done this years ago. All the good ones got taken."

"I should've done this years ago. All the good ones got taken." mockup

"I should've done this years ago. All the good ones got taken."

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Commandment Contemplator Gifts Collection

Commandment Contemplator Mugs

Looking for more ways to inspire the thoughtful? Explore our mugs collection designed for the commandment contemplator and add a witty touch to their daily routine.

Commandment Contemplator Pillows

Bring comfort and reflection together with pillows that celebrate the commandment contemplator's love for introspection.

Commandment Contemplator Prints

Decorate their space with prints that inspire deep thoughts and moral reflections, perfect for the commandment contemplator.

Commandment Contemplator T-Shirts

Dress the contemplative in style with our witty t-shirt designs—perfect for those who love to think deeply and express their thoughtful nature.