Comedic Contemplator Gifts

Looking for a gift that combines wit and reflection? Our collection for the comedic contemplator features clever, funny items that celebrate a love for humor and deep thinking. Perfect for those who enjoy a good laugh while pondering life's mysteries, these gifts are ideal for sparking joy and thoughtful conversations.

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"Hmmm... I've NEVER like Blue Oyster Cult..."

"Hmmm... I've NEVER like Blue Oyster Cult..." mockup

"Hmmm... I've NEVER like Blue Oyster Cult..."

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"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake." mockup

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

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'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.' mockup

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

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'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?' mockup

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

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'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?' mockup

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

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Sisyphus during Covid

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"Shall we put it in play?"

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Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation. mockup

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

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'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.' mockup

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

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Caterpillar Paranoia

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Teacher to student: 'I taught your father. He owes me $3,000 for therapy.'

Teacher to student: 'I taught your father. He owes me $3,000 for therapy.' mockup

Teacher to student: 'I taught your father. He owes me $3,000 for therapy.'

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"Hunters turned philosophers"

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'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.' mockup

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

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'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?' mockup

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

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'Do you realize it takes over 2000 laws to enforce the ten commandments?'

'Do you realize it takes over 2000 laws to enforce the ten commandments?' mockup

'Do you realize it takes over 2000 laws to enforce the ten commandments?'

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"This is the future of logistics. Thanks to our new technology this parcel can miss-send itself to somewhere in Kazakhstan."

"This is the future of logistics. Thanks to our new technology this parcel can miss-send itself to somewhere in Kazakhstan." mockup

"This is the future of logistics. Thanks to our new technology this parcel can miss-send itself to somewhere in Kazakhstan."

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'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.' mockup

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

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"Go forth and multiply under the constraint of sustainability within Nature's framework? What the heck is THAT supposed to mean?"

"Go forth and multiply under the constraint of sustainability within Nature's framework? What the heck is THAT supposed to mean?" mockup

"Go forth and multiply under the constraint of sustainability within Nature's framework? What the heck is THAT supposed to mean?"

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"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise." mockup

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

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Apocalipsis

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'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?' mockup

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

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"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control." mockup

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

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"The Bible . . . that would be under self-help."

"The Bible . . . that would be under self-help." mockup

"The Bible . . . that would be under self-help."

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'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...'

'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...' mockup

'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...'

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'How about bearing false witness for you neighbor?'

'How about bearing false witness for you neighbor?' mockup

'How about bearing false witness for you neighbor?'

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"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'" mockup

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

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'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.' mockup

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

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'I think I just blew my diet. Do you know what the glycemic index is for a communion host?'

'I think I just blew my diet. Do you know what the glycemic index is for a communion host?' mockup

'I think I just blew my diet. Do you know what the glycemic index is for a communion host?'

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'You realize, it may take us awhile to INTERNALIZE these....'

'You realize, it may take us awhile to INTERNALIZE these....' mockup

'You realize, it may take us awhile to INTERNALIZE these....'

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"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."

"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets." mockup

"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."

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"Pay no attention. It's his way of telling us he needs a lot of space."

"Pay no attention. It's his way of telling us he needs a lot of space." mockup

"Pay no attention. It's his way of telling us he needs a lot of space."

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Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!' mockup

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

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"I know I encourage employees to take initiative, Tom... but I think you should change that back!"

"I know I encourage employees to take initiative, Tom... but I think you should change that back!" mockup

"I know I encourage employees to take initiative, Tom... but I think you should change that back!"

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'There's only one honest way to make money.'

'There's only one honest way to make money.' mockup

'There's only one honest way to make money.'

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Comedic Contemplator Gifts Collection

Comedic Contemplator Mugs

Explore our range of mugs featuring witty sayings and clever designs perfect for the comedic contemplator who enjoys starting each day with a smile.

Comedic Contemplator Pillows

Brighten up their space with a funny pillow that combines comfort and comedy. Perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh and thoughtful decor.

Comedic Contemplator Prints

Decorate with humor using our selection of witty and thoughtful prints. Great for inspiring smiles and sparking conversation in any home or office.

Comedic Contemplator T-Shirts

Discover our collection of humorous t-shirts designed for the clever and amusing spirit. They're ideal for those who love to showcase their wit and unique perspective.