Spiritual Contemplator Gifts

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

"Shall we put it in play?"

Differing thoughts of male and female.

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Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

Caterpillar Paranoia

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"I'll have whatever they're having."

Thomas Aquinas

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

Apocalipsis

I'm tired of blessings in disguise--if it's al the same to you, I want one I can recognize immediately!

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...'

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

"Oh, to be a Mayfly."

Today is the first day of the rest of my life, Axel. Is that the good news or the bad news?

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."