Comedic Meditator Gifts

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Be Healthy

Chiller Theatre

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Cactus seats.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Stressed over time management

"Showoff"

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

Why am I running?

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

James decided to stay in that night.

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

Free-Floating Anxiety

"I'm going on a retreat."

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

"You've been served."

It's A Breeze

"Hoarder."

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"