Comedic Meditator Gifts

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Be Healthy

Chiller Theatre

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Cactus seats.

Yoga classes door.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Stressed over time management

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"Showoff"

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

Why am I running?

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

James decided to stay in that night.

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

"You've been served."

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

"I'm going on a retreat."

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Hoarder."

It's A Breeze

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"

No cell phones, tv or internet for a week. It's creepy. What's that annoying sound? Silence? It's awful. I can hear myself think!

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'