Modern Meditator Gifts

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

"You want to become enlightened?"

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Be Healthy

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

My God, I need to fart.

Cactus seats.

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Meditation

Stressed over time management

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"Showoff"

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

Why am I running?

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.