Modern Meditator Mugs

'The meaning of life? Let me Google that for you.'

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

"You want to become enlightened?"

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Be Healthy

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Yoga classes door.

Cactus seats.

My God, I need to fart.

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Meditation

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Stressed over time management

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"Showoff"

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G