Casual Meditator Gifts

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

Be Healthy

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Stressed over time management

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Why am I running?

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

James decided to stay in that night.

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"You've been served."

Free-Floating Anxiety

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

"I'm going on a retreat."

"Hoarder."

It's A Breeze

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

Man constantly stressing

'My work-lifestyle balance is shot, I'm either working or I'm dead!'

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

"Can I get back to you? I'm getting a call from my worry-coach."