Habitual Meditator Gifts

'Why can't you count sheep like everyone else?'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Be Healthy

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Zenemies.

My God, I need to fart.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

Stressed over time management

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Meditation

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Why am I running?

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."