Habitual Meditator Gifts

'Why can't you count sheep like everyone else?'

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Be Healthy

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Zenemies.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Yoga classes door.

My God, I need to fart.

Stressed over time management

Meditation

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Why am I running?

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''