Thoughtful Meditator Gifts

'Oi! Mind where you're going!'

Now there's way over a billion of us. What does confucius say about that?

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Be Healthy

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

My God, I need to fart.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Yoga classes door.

Meditation

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Stressed over time management

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Why am I running?

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'