Mindful Meditative Enthusiast Gifts

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Work/Life Balance

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

Be Healthy

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Zenemies.

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Yoga classes door.

My God, I need to fart.

'How about we just sit here a while to regulate the gaps in our service?..'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

Meditation

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Stressed over time management

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

The power of now

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

Why am I running?

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'