Meditation Enthusiast Gifts

"Nothing happens next. This is it."

"I want to learn to live in the moment... just not this moment. some other moment. Like a moment on the beach."

'Your eyesight is only 20/400, but your insight is fantastic!'

"What were you saying? My inner voice drowned you out for a second."

'Goddamn traffic...I'm late for my meditation class.'

"And this is my cousin Dave, who handles the conventional wisdom."

"Did you hire a consultant? I didn't hire a consultant."

"I'll leave you alone with your thoughts," she said. How cruel.

"...He's in a meeting with himself."

Anti-stress Class

Buddhist - You were here.

"OOOMMM" "MMMOOO"

We'll now take a minute for silent meditation.

'The wisdom of life is to grow older in a warm climate.'

"It's your choice, medicate or meditate?"

"This one is very popular one. Ben Bernanke repeating over and over, 'the economy is going to be okay'."

"They say practicing mindfulness can significantly reduce work-related stress."

'Sit!' (Buddhist dog sits in meditation)

'Alex, you're getting more aloof by the day. You're binge meditating again, aren't you?'

'You act surprised.'

Competitive Meditation.

Please join me now in a group meditation.

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

Mental gymnasts preparing for a long day.

Nowhere is just one space away from Now Here.

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long process.

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

"We see this on occasion. People become self-actualized and empowered and they spontaneously combust."

"Mommy? How's the meditation going?"

Rin Tin Zen.

"Don't just stand there, do nothing."

Calm in the Face of Chaos

Death visits a man meditating on a moutain

'This app might be just the thing. It puts you in touch with your inner self.'