Meditation Enthusiast Pillows

"Nothing happens next. This is it."

"I want to learn to live in the moment... just not this moment. some other moment. Like a moment on the beach."

"What were you saying? My inner voice drowned you out for a second."

'Goddamn traffic...I'm late for my meditation class.'

"And this is my cousin Dave, who handles the conventional wisdom."

"Did you hire a consultant? I didn't hire a consultant."

"I'll leave you alone with your thoughts," she said. How cruel.

"...He's in a meeting with himself."

Buddhist - You were here.

Anti-stress Class

"OOOMMM" "MMMOOO"

We'll now take a minute for silent meditation.

'The wisdom of life is to grow older in a warm climate.'

"It's your choice, medicate or meditate?"

"They say practicing mindfulness can significantly reduce work-related stress."

'Alex, you're getting more aloof by the day. You're binge meditating again, aren't you?'

Competitive Meditation.

Mental gymnasts preparing for a long day.

"We see this on occasion. People become self-actualized and empowered and they spontaneously combust."

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long process.

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

Please join me now in a group meditation.

'Before we begin may I emit a prolonged rant about my work week?

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Can he call you back? He's meditating."

Death visits a man meditating on a moutain

Calm in the Face of Chaos

"The concept is simple. People call in with questions on existece and reality , and you respond with total silence."

"But if I become one with the Universe, won't I get BLAMED for everything?"

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"The truth is, there's more money in medication than meditation."

True meditation

Zen and the Art of Interest Rate Adjustment

"You must learn to detach."