Mindfulness Meditator Gifts

Yoga birthday.

"Now that I'm enlightened, I have to admit: I kind of miss the suffering."

"Come on! You’ve done the whole ‘be one with the universe’ thing … be one with the Scotch."

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

"My mother didn't love me."

Downward spiralling dog.

Reflections of a tree...

'I'm trying to become enlightened, but my stomach keeps growling and interrupting me!'

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

"My grandma is so old, she can remember when coloring books were just for kids."

Where your mind & battle are los

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Work/Life Balance

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Be Healthy

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Turn, turn and turn.

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

Surfing the daily stress

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Fight or Flight

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

What else is there to wish for?

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

My God, I need to fart.

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Yoga classes door.

Cactus seats.