Mindfulness Practicer Gifts

Prison for people who lack imagination.

Where your mind & battle are los

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Work/Life Balance

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

Surfing the daily stress

Turn, turn and turn.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Fight or Flight

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

What else is there to wish for?

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Cactus seats.

My God, I need to fart.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Meditation

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'How about we just sit here a while to regulate the gaps in our service?..'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."