Mindfulness Advocate Gifts

Brain to man watching TV: 'Since you won't be needing me for a while, I'm going to run a few errands.'

"In a perfect world, you wouldn't suffer from depression and I wouldn't profit from it. But we don't live in a perfect world. OK, well, maybe I do."

'I moved the computer and phone off my desk. It's feng shui thing. It has successfully reduced my job related stress.'

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

'You can ruin the present worrying about how the past will affect the future.'

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

"Depressed and anxious by time flying past? Be positive, think how much faster it would go if you were enjoying yourself."

'I think you're overdoing the yoga classes.'

"We're usually pretty good at spotting job burn-out before it gets bad, but every now and then, someone slips under our radar!"

'Everything is illusory, but television is ESPECIALLY illusory.'

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

The way to elininate stress from your life is simply to stop thinking.

Guru.

"Help, I can't read my weight!"

Downward Dog

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

Right there plump in the middle of Jackson Meadow that she had known all her life Margaret Mary Elizabeth became unsure of herself

Solo People Watching

"The amethyst has calming properties – which is great when you’re out of Xanax."

'You'd be good at yoga. The first thing you do is empty your mind.'

'I'm a ll for trying new techniques...And Tai Chi might be of some use as part of an anger management programme.'

'A Zen jumble sale'

'Have you emptied your mind completely, my son?', 'Does thinking about Paris Hilton count?'

Tonight: Al Hari Kish, leading yoga expert, speaks on 'this topsy-turvy world'

Now and Zen

The Smug Unemployed Monkey

"Is this who I am?"

"Let's take all of your worry on this issue and try to spread it out over more issues."

Man's first walk on the Moon that's not for science of anything, just to stretch a bit and clear his head.

"With the help of Workaholics Anonymous, I was able to quit my job and take my life back."

Wait! That just the bluebird of material satisfactions!"

Anger Production. Anger Management

Deal we must.

"I feel sorry for people who can't enjoy this moment, like me."

Where your mind & battle are los