Advocates Of Mindfulness Gifts

Worried Too Much. Worries Too Little

Work/Life Balance

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Turn, turn and turn.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

My God, I need to fart.

Yoga vs. Prosecco

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

'How about we just sit here a while to regulate the gaps in our service?..'

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

The power of now

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Guru.

"Is this who I am?"

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"How long have I had what problem?"

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

Your stress is stress-related.

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

Prison for people who lack imagination.

"Did you unpack your baggage yourself?"

Stress Clinic: 'Stepped out to smell the roses.'