Advocates Of Mindfulness Pillows

Worried Too Much. Worries Too Little

Work/Life Balance

Turn, turn and turn.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

My God, I need to fart.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

The power of now

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'Want to make it two out of three?'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

Guru.

"Is this who I am?"

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

Your stress is stress-related.

"How long have I had what problem?"

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

Prison for people who lack imagination.

Stress Clinic: 'Stepped out to smell the roses.'

'With proper meditation, you can get bark and bite in harmony.'