Medication Mindfulness Advocate Pillows

Never exceed the stated dose of laxatives.

'These leg pills...was it 3 a day or 30 a day?'

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Work/Life Balance

Turn, turn and turn.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

My God, I need to fart.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Yoga vs. Prosecco

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

'How about we just sit here a while to regulate the gaps in our service?..'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

The power of now

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Guru.

'Want to make it two out of three?'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"Is this who I am?"

You are what you eat!

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

Your stress is stress-related.