Mindfulness Enthusiasts Pillows

As they gathered for the three hour meditation it was clear that some students were less prepared than others...

'Yoga! Meditation! Enlightenment!'

Binary meditation.

Road ragers STOP! Take your medication

'Please do not ask for change.'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Work/Life Balance

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Turn, turn and turn.

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"The goal is to hate yourself."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

My God, I need to fart.

Yoga.

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Meditation

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

The power of now

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

Burnout Syndrome...

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G