Mindfulness Enthusiasts Gifts

'My name is John and I haven't had a think for 36 days.'

As they gathered for the three hour meditation it was clear that some students were less prepared than others...

'Yoga! Meditation! Enlightenment!'

You can't possibly be thinking about nothing if your tail is wagging.

Binary meditation.

Road ragers STOP! Take your medication

'Please do not ask for change.'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Work/Life Balance

Turn, turn and turn.

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

My God, I need to fart.

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"The goal is to hate yourself."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Yoga.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'How about we just sit here a while to regulate the gaps in our service?..'

Meditation

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.