Meditative Meditator Gifts

I didn't ask you to undress so I could examine you. I asked you to undress because it's essential to the doctor-patient relationship that I be fully clothed and you be sitting there in your underwear."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Be Healthy

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

'Oh, crap.'

Cactus seats.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Yoga classes door.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Stressed over time management

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"Showoff"

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

Need an elevated state of mind too!

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Why am I running?

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

James decided to stay in that night.

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"I'm going on a retreat."