Meditative Thinker Gifts

"There exists within each of us the infinite potential to become the neighbor from hell."

'Man, I've been spending too much time up here...'

Pray it Don't Spry it.

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

Be Healthy

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

My God, I need to fart.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Stressed over time management

Meditation

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

'Cartoonist thinking'

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"It is my place!"

Why am I running?

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."