Mindful Thinker Gifts

'As I get older I'm scared of losing my memory.'

'I wish you were more self-reflective.'

'Your problems are caused by all-or- nothing thinking. It's either that, or you don't have any problems.'

'6… 5… and down we go, deeper and deeper. Your body's getting heavier and heavier, relaxing even more now, with every breath that you take. 4…'

'I can't stop thinking about that movie I saw last night...'

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

"Maybe I'm depressed because I have to pay someone to listen to me"

"We're out of Prozac, but here's a piece of paper where you can write down all the things you like about your life."

Heart Fights With The Brain

Radiologists in therapy.

Mental gymnasts preparing for a long day.

'You're insecure because your data is unsecured.'

'Oh, great! Now I'm depressed too!'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

Worried too much/Worried too little

"I'm just expected to land on my feet."

'Too expensive, too long, sounds boring, the jacket is lousy...'

'I'm sorry to have to tell you this but your identity crises has been stolen.'

"You are responsible for editing your thoughts. I'm just here to audit them."

'The doctor recommended something to help with my depression.'

'I've been treating you for months -- Has your memory shown ANY improvement?', 'Who wants to know?'

'This company treats me like dirt. Why do I feel any loyalty?'

'I'm going to be a lot more decisive from now on. Well... maybe not a lot more, but at least a little more.'

Physicist Meditating.

"I worry that some people find me boring"

Somewhere, anywhere, nowhere.

"Your scan shows 'sex on the brain', Mr Wilson."

"It's so quiet, you can hear yourself think."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

"Anxiety attacks, psychopathic and delusional, with a borderline personality complex..."

"Wait, did I turn off the coffee maker?"

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"If my selfishness can benefit even one person, it's worth it."

"I'd feel much better if we switched chairs."