Mindful Philosopher Gifts

Searching for the perfect gift for the mindful philosopher? Explore a collection of products that blend humor and insight, ideal for those who cherish deep thoughts, wisdom, and reflective humor. Whether on mugs, t-shirts, or prints, these items are designed to inspire and amuse anyone who loves pondering life’s big questions.

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'If only I could accept that I can't accept being someone who finds it hard to accept acceptance from those who accept me for the person that I can't accept I really am.'

'If only I could accept that I can't accept being someone who finds it hard to accept acceptance from those who accept me for the person that I can't accept I really am.'

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'I would be more health conscious if only I could also be unconscious.'

'I would be more health conscious if only I could also be unconscious.' mockup

'I would be more health conscious if only I could also be unconscious.'

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Echo Chamber Thinking

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At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable. mockup

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

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"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me mockup

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

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"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'." mockup

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

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"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?" mockup

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

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Screen Time vs Book Time

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'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.' mockup

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

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Zenemies.

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"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down." mockup

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

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"Uptight End"

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I want a calendar where every day says here and now

I want a calendar where every day says here and now mockup

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

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"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog." mockup

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

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Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization. mockup

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

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The power of the brain

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Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger. mockup

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

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"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free." mockup

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

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'I don't know why Doc, but my life is really upside down...'

'I don't know why Doc, but my life is really upside down...' mockup

'I don't know why Doc, but my life is really upside down...'

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"You are responsible for editing your thoughts. I'm just here to audit them."

"You are responsible for editing your thoughts. I'm just here to audit them." mockup

"You are responsible for editing your thoughts. I'm just here to audit them."

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'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.'

'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.' mockup

'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.'

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"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex" mockup

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

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'Your problems are caused by all-or- nothing thinking. It's either that, or you don't have any problems.'

'Your problems are caused by all-or- nothing thinking. It's either that, or you don't have any problems.' mockup

'Your problems are caused by all-or- nothing thinking. It's either that, or you don't have any problems.'

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'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!' mockup

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

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Rodin's 'The Thinker' imagines himself as Rodin's 'The Kiss'.

Rodin's 'The Thinker' imagines himself as Rodin's 'The Kiss'. mockup

Rodin's 'The Thinker' imagines himself as Rodin's 'The Kiss'.

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"I worry that some people find me boring"

"I worry that some people find me boring" mockup

"I worry that some people find me boring"

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"Hmmm?!"

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Clearing up medals.

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"Maybe he's waving and drowning." mockup

"Maybe he's waving and drowning."

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"People can bridge the great distance between the Earth and the Moon..."

"People can bridge the great distance between the Earth and the Moon..." mockup

"People can bridge the great distance between the Earth and the Moon..."

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'No matter how hard I work, I'll never get higher on the food chain then this?'

'No matter how hard I work, I'll never get higher on the food chain then this?' mockup

'No matter how hard I work, I'll never get higher on the food chain then this?'

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Internal Prisons

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Mindful Philosopher Gifts Collection

Mindful Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring humorous and insightful designs for the mindful philosopher. Perfect for their morning coffee or tea ritual.

Mindful Philosopher Pillows

Find cozy pillows with clever and reflective quotes that resonate with the thoughtful soul—great for illuminating their living space.

Mindful Philosopher Prints

Decorate their space with art prints that blend wit and wisdom, making a thoughtful statement for any mindful philosopher.

Mindful Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover our range of t-shirts that celebrate deep thinkers with witty and philosophical slogans—ideal for the mindful philosopher's wardrobe.